This looks delicious right?

Wrong.

This is what had me hugging the toilet bowl for nearly 14 hours. O.M.G I wouldn’t wish food poisoning on anyone.

Chicken and fish poisoning is the absolute worst. I’ve officially had both and not really something I’d like to become expert on.

Nasty!

Thing is… while I was tucking into the smoked salmon I thought it tasted a little strange, but my palate has changed so much from my detox/new eating plan that I didn’t think much of it.

Trust me… I thought about it all day… puking my lungs out. Charming.